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My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

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Reblog if you have ever started watching a show because you saw so much of it on your dash.

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fandom-universe:

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

Jesus fuck I am in someone else’s house trying to contain my laughter so they don’t think I’m absolutely fucking ridiculous

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a discussion on sexual orientation

  • me:*explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate:wait, what's polyamory?
  • me:well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor:*overhears from front of class*
  • professor:that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me:*defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor:how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
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  • professor:it should be polyerosy
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